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OLD JOKES RANTS on POLITICS and other Silly Crap

Politicians should be changed like diapers – plus a joke.

Our politicians today are a privileged group of self-serving individuals that would not hesitate to sell anyone down the river to get what they want. One of the problems we have today is the fact that the two political parties have polarized themselves so far to the two extremes of ideology (liberal and conservative) that […]

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Commentary OLD JOKES

Why do so many people want to meet in Pubs?

I remember reading this quote many years ago, and to me it’s a timeless statement of a very true perspective on how we live and enjoy life. Anyway, two guys are in a bar enjoying a Cold beer and one asked the other; Why do you like to meet your friends in a Pub? Smiling […]

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ARTICLES and THOUGHTS by Others OLD JOKES

Classic, Classy and timeless INSULTS.

  Today, so many people resort to profanities to insult someone that really sharp insults using clean language is becoming a rarity.. Below is a list of very good and classic insults by famous people of our past, that obviously skewered their subject with clean but sharply combined words.\. They knew how to put someone […]

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JOKE – States you can Retire to

I was cleaning up some old emails and I found this joke from a friend. It seems so TRUE that made me laugh. You can retire to Phoenix, Arizona where… 1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade. 2. You’ve experienced condensation on your ass from the hot water in […]

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ARTICLES and THOUGHTS by Others Commentary OLD JOKES

Leveling the “Funny” playing field with ethnic/religious jokes

  Hey, I was just thinking:. There is far too much censorship in our world these days, and someone sent this to me in an email. At first, I laughed and then I almost deleted it as being “too insensitive”. But then I realized I was thinking this way, not out of concern for the […]

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Whoops! Good Joke.

  A guy texts his neighbor: Bob, I’m sorry. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess: I have been helping myself to your wife when you’re not around, probably more than you. I know it’s no excuse, but I don’t get it at home. I can’t live with the guilt any longer. I hope […]

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JOKE – I thought I would pass this one on for your entertainment.

  Neologisms Once again, The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly neologism contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternative meanings for common words. The winners are: 1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs.

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Letterman’s TOP-10 Reasons he votes Democrat

#10.  I vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I’ve decided to marry my German Shepherd. #9.  I vote Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon at 15% isn’t. #8.  I vote Democrat […]

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JOKE – Classes for Women taught by Men. Hilarious!

OK, These are funny! I don’t care who you are! (Or which Sex!) Men Teaching Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED By December 29, 2015 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM .   Class 1 Up in […]

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Old Joke – WINE vs. Water

A glass of wine  To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine. And to those who don’t but are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand. As Ben Franklin said:  In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom, In water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, […]

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25 Home Taught Lessons for Children – Old Jokes

Many kids of my generation were HOME SCHOOLED, but not in the way you might think. Our parents grew up learning how to live during some hard times, and while raising their kids, they passed on a lot of great Lessons that we all took to heart. I saw this list somewhere, years ago and […]

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FUNNY VIDEO – Italian Auction

A fast Italian Auction of a rare Ming Vase. It only takes 44-seconds to close the sale.

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OLD JOKE- Joe, Cooter and Goober

 JOE, COOTER AND GOOBER… Joe died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best deer hunting friends, Cooter and Guber. The three men had always hunted and fished together and were long time members of a hunt camp. […]

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Joke – Males and Females

A wife asks her husband, “Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6. A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, “Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?” He replied, “They had avocados.” If […]

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Funeral Joke

Three friends from the local congregation were asked, “When you’re in your casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say?” Artie said, “I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader, and a great family man.” Eugene commented, “I would […]