Damn Cold! Kindness and patience are not virtues of a sick man.

Why am I Sad? Why am I Mad? Why do I want to just........... WELL, i've had this Cold for 3 damn days! with a nose so Red I could lead Santa's Sleigh! My lungs are so congested just breathing sounds like gravel rattling in an old tin can. And my joints don't just ache, they …

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Whoops! Good Joke.

  A guy texts his neighbor: Bob, I'm sorry. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess: I have been helping myself to your wife when you're not around, probably more than you. I know it’s no excuse, but I don't get it at home. I can't live with the guilt any longer. I hope …

JOKE – Classes for Women taught by Men. Hilarious!

OK, These are funny! I don't care who you are! (Or which Sex!) Men Teaching Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED By December 29, 2015 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM .   Class 1 Up in …

OLD JOKE- Joe, Cooter and Goober

 JOE, COOTER AND GOOBER... Joe died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best deer hunting friends, Cooter and Guber. The three men had always hunted and fished together and were long time members of a hunt camp. …

Funny Joke – HELL EXPLAINED

Seagull by Don Bobbitt Sometimes, I get a great Joke that is sure to be a Classic, eventually. And this one is going to end up in the annals of Comic History.  Check it Out! HELL EXPLAINED The following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry mid term, and an actual answer turned …