Thing you think about in the KEYS on the last day of MAY

I'm just doing a little "free-association" writing here. Here are some of the things you think about when you are living in the Florida Keys when you realize it's the last day of May and Summer is really here; This the first day of the Hurricane Season, so for some reason, whenever the news people …

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Politicians should be changed like diapers – plus a joke.

Our politicians today are a privileged group of self-serving individuals that would not hesitate to sell anyone down the river to get what they want. One of the problems we have today is the fact that the two political parties have polarized themselves so far to the two extremes of ideology (liberal and conservative) that …

Damn Cold! Kindness and patience are not virtues of a sick man.

Why am I Sad? Why am I Mad? Why do I want to just........... WELL, i've had this Cold for 3 damn days! with a nose so Red I could lead Santa's Sleigh! My lungs are so congested just breathing sounds like gravel rattling in an old tin can. And my joints don't just ache, they …

Leveling the “Funny” playing field with ethnic/religious jokes

  Hey, I was just thinking:. There is far too much censorship in our world these days, and someone sent this to me in an email. At first, I laughed and then I almost deleted it as being "too insensitive". But then I realized I was thinking this way, not out of concern for the …

I was Just Thinkin! Cow JOKE.

COWS  Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are …

Joke – Males and Females

A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6. A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?" He replied, "They had avocados." If …

Old JOKE – Irish Court Case

Irish Court case The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer." The Defendants friend, Paddy sitting at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard!" The judge looks up and frowns at the courtroom and continues with, "You're also charged with beating your mother-in-law …