Politicians should be changed like diapers – plus a joke.

Our politicians today are a privileged group of self-serving individuals that would not hesitate to sell anyone down the river to get what they want. One of the problems we have today is the fact that the two political parties have polarized themselves so far to the two extremes of ideology (liberal and conservative) that …

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JOKE – States you can Retire to

I was cleaning up some old emails and I found this joke from a friend. It seems so TRUE that made me laugh. You can retire to Phoenix, Arizona where... 1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade. 2. You've experienced condensation on your ass from the hot water in …

JOKE – I thought I would pass this one on for your entertainment.

  Neologisms Once again, The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly neologism contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternative meanings for common words. The winners are: 1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs. 2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained. 3. Abdicate (v.), …

Letterman’s TOP-10 Reasons he votes Democrat

#10.  I vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my German Shepherd. #9.  I vote Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon at 15% isn't. #8.  I vote Democrat …

JOKE – Classes for Women taught by Men. Hilarious!

OK, These are funny! I don't care who you are! (Or which Sex!) Men Teaching Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED By December 29, 2015 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM .   Class 1 Up in …

I was Just Thinkin! Cow JOKE.

COWS  Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are …

OLD JOKE- Joe, Cooter and Goober

 JOE, COOTER AND GOOBER... Joe died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best deer hunting friends, Cooter and Guber. The three men had always hunted and fished together and were long time members of a hunt camp. …

Funeral Joke

Three friends from the local congregation were asked, "When you're in your casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say?" Artie said, "I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader, and a great family man." Eugene commented, "I would …

Old JOKE – Irish Court Case

Irish Court case The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer." The Defendants friend, Paddy sitting at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard!" The judge looks up and frowns at the courtroom and continues with, "You're also charged with beating your mother-in-law …

OLD JOKE – Tom’s Scrotum

Tom's scrotum... The Best Story of the Year: The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a terrible wreck on his Harley, and his scrotum was …

Funny Joke – HELL EXPLAINED

Seagull by Don Bobbitt Sometimes, I get a great Joke that is sure to be a Classic, eventually. And this one is going to end up in the annals of Comic History.  Check it Out! HELL EXPLAINED The following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry mid term, and an actual answer turned …

SENIOR JOKE – Gun Control for Seniors

Here is another funny email Joke that I received yesterday.  There was a bit of confusion at the Sporting Goods store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and bullets the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me." Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun registry …