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  A guy texts his neighbor: Bob, I'm sorry. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess: I have been helping myself to your wife when you're not around, probably more than you. I know it’s no excuse, but I don't get it at home. I can't live with the guilt any longer. I hope …

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The Old Man and His DOG. An Old Joke

Someone sent this old story to me a number of years ago. I copied it to a document and hav lost the source. It is a really great story, so I am sharing it again. A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred …

OLD JOKE- Joe, Cooter and Goober

 JOE, COOTER AND GOOBER... Joe died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best deer hunting friends, Cooter and Guber. The three men had always hunted and fished together and were long time members of a hunt camp. …

Old JOKE – Irish Court Case

Irish Court case The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer." The Defendants friend, Paddy sitting at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard!" The judge looks up and frowns at the courtroom and continues with, "You're also charged with beating your mother-in-law …

OLD JOKE – Tom’s Scrotum

Tom's scrotum... The Best Story of the Year: The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a terrible wreck on his Harley, and his scrotum was …

Funny Joke – HELL EXPLAINED

Seagull by Don Bobbitt Sometimes, I get a great Joke that is sure to be a Classic, eventually. And this one is going to end up in the annals of Comic History.  Check it Out! HELL EXPLAINED The following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry mid term, and an actual answer turned …