Old Joke – WINE vs. Water

I was Just Thinkin'

I was Just Thinkin’

A glass of wine 
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.

And to those who don’t but are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand.

As Ben Franklin said: 
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,
Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 litre of water each day,
At the end of the year we would have absorbed
More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) – bacteria
Found in faeces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
Because alcohol has to go through a purification process
Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Water = Poop,
Wine = Health
Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of $hit

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I’m doing it as a public service

BAD MOOD DAY! and the NSA!

I’m having a Bad Mood Day, and yet another news fool just wrote about the NSA and how great they are.


Here is how I feel!Constitution

They know too much about How Much I Know!


I Know too much about How Much They Know!

What I know shouldn’t scare anyone!

But, What they Know Should Scare the HELL out of Everyone!


by DON BOBBITT, 2014


Eat Cheap – Tips for the person who needs food but is short on money

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Bulk Buying, Out of Date Foods, Canned Foods, Root Vegetables, Dumpster Diving and Hobo Soup.

Know how to save a lot of money on food by being a Smart and Savvy buyer.

Click below to read my article on HubPages

Eat Cheap

by Don Bobbitt, 2014




Our Government and our Trust? Cartoon Pic


by DON BOBBITT, 2013

MWR The Perfect Diet Plan – 100% Effective and FREE


Click below for a link to my article on HubPages that describes the Perfect Weight Loss Plan, the MWR Plan.

Follow this Diet Plan and you will lose weight in a safe manner and end up living a healthier Lifestyle in a body that is at your desired Ideal weight.


by Don Bobbitt, 2014

Americas Hunters and National Security?



A friend of mine sent this information to me last year, so I don’t know the original source, but it is interesting enough for me to share with you.

Now, before you go any further, please understand that; I am not advocating anyone going out and buying a gun, and I am definitely not advocating any kind of gun controls.

I am just sharing this with you, my readers as a tiny little reason why any nation that thinks they can invade our country with impunity will always have second thoughts.

Would such a ridiculous thing ever happen? Probably not, right? Look at the Russian/Ukraine situation, my friends, and then think again!

So, here we go:  Continue reading

Mardi Gras in Rubonia? Where the Heck is Rubonia anyway?


My Wife and I attended the annual Mardi Gras Parade in Rubonia Florida.

It definitely is not a Mardi Gras like you would see in New Orleans and doesn’t come anywhere near as big and exotic as the famous Carnival in Rio.

But, we had a Ball. This little parade and celebration has been going on for decades in this little coastal town and even though you may have missed the one this year, you should mark your calendar and attend the next one.

Rubonia is literally a “one-horse town” along the Tampa Bay coast, just north of Bradenton. And actually, the rest of the year it is a time capsule of small town Florida from long ago. But, they blossom into a fantastic three-day celebration for Mardi Gras.  Continue reading

25 Home Taught Lessons for Children – Old Jokes

Starlett, Don and Darrell Bobbitt

Starlett, Don and Darrell Bobbitt in our Dads first car.

Many kids of my generation were HOME SCHOOLED, but not in the way you might think.

Our parents grew up learning how to live during some hard times, and while raising their kids, they passed on a lot of great Lessons that we all took to heart.

I saw this list somewhere, years ago and saved it to read and enjoy later. Although I don’t know the original source, it does bring up some great memories of my childhood. Below are some of the wonderful and often hard-learned lessons that my siblings, my friends and I were taught as we grew up:

1. My mother taught me to APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .

“If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.”

2. My mother taught me about RELIGION.

“You better pray that will come out of the carpet.”

3. My father taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

“If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!” Continue reading

Take me in Pretty Woman, Take me in; said the Snake!


I was watching a neighbor, a Snow Bird by the way, as she was throwing food to a young Gator, that had come out of the pond to sun itself and it made me think about this old song.

It just seemed to appropriate.

A Kiss is just a Kiss – reflections from another generation.

Humphrey Bogart and Lauren Bacall

Humphrey Bogart and Lauren Bacall

Read my article on this classic movie, Casablanca and how much the song meant to a whole generation, not so long ago!

Casablanca and the Song

by Don Bobbitt, 2014


Stand by Rascal Flatts

An Old Funny Song: I Don’t Like Spiders and Snakes

Old Funny Song by Jim Stafford with Dolly Parton


Quote by Robert E Lee

General Robert E Lee

Robert E Lee on the Civil War:

[W]e made a great mistake in the beginning of our struggle, and I fear, in spite of all we can do, it will prove to be a fatal mistake.

We appointed all our worst generals to command our armies, and all our best generals to edit the newspapers

Robert E. Lee, Civil War Era

Red Light Cameras – No longer for safety, but for PROFIT



OK! They Got Me!

I received a Red Light Camera Ticket recently.

Read my Hub article to get the details and facts about these new money-making devices being abused by municipalities across the country.

Red Light Cameras and their abuse.

by Don Bobbitt, 2014


Sunset on the Gulf