Happy New Year to my Parasitic SPAMMERS! May your Life be as Successful as your crappy product sales!

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Yeah, I wrote this to my SPAMMERS. I figured I may as well tell them Happy New Year!

As you, the rest of my fellow writers, know, this is about the Stupid Spammers that I see every day when I check my site who just won’t go away.

You see, someone, somewhere sold these idiots or gave them, my site address.

And, they for some reason have added my site to their mailing list of thousands (or more) people like myself. Then, they joyfully send their Spam to their mailing list, often multiple times a day.

Now, I’m only talking about the truly STUPID Spammers right now.

Continue reading Happy New Year to my Parasitic SPAMMERS! May your Life be as Successful as your crappy product sales!

JOKE – I thought I would pass this one on for your entertainment. JOKE,

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Once again, The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly neologism contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternative meanings for common words.

The winners are:

1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs.

Continue reading JOKE – I thought I would pass this one on for your entertainment. JOKE,

I’m Mad! Everybody deserves more Money but ME!

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It’s just not right, I tell you!

This is my annual Rant at the world about how our nations politicians treat their Seniors, Retirees, Baby Boomers and others who are living on a fixed income.

Just tell me why:

  • Doctors deserve more for their visits every year,
  • Supermarkets deserve more money for their basic foods like bread, milk, etc.
  • Automakers deserve more money for their new cars,
  • McDonald’s workers and others deserve more money for slapping hamburgers on a grill.
  • Drug manufacturers deserve more money for their pills, even the generic ones.
  • And, the list goes on.

Continue reading I’m Mad! Everybody deserves more Money but ME!

Its a NEW YEAR, I wonder if our NEW Politicians will do better?

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It has been a disgusting past year from my perspective when I look at the Idiots in Congress.

One news show cited that Congress, the whole gaggle of strutting fools that they are have an approval rating with the American public of Less than 17%!

Continue reading Its a NEW YEAR, I wonder if our NEW Politicians will do better?

Christmas Eve in Tampa, thoughts and observations.

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Living in Florida, eventually gives you a unique perspective on such things as the Weather and the living conditions on our Tropical peninsula versus the that of rest of the US.

i though you might enjoy a little free-form poetry by a bad poet, on this Christmas Eve, so here goes.

Continue reading Christmas Eve in Tampa, thoughts and observations.

UK government reviews over 40 Cancer Drugs – NEWS FLASH

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Here in the US we are struggling over the nations drift towards Socialized medicine where the government manages essentially everything to do with a persons health and medical treatments.

The link below is a NEWS FLASH!

Click on it and read about the government in the UK dis-approving a number of Cancer Drugs that are in use now. Really?

UK Cancer Drugs under Review by Government

by Don Bobbitt, 2014

I was just Thinking? – Where have the Verbal Combatants gone?

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I know! It’s a strange question, but I was just wondering.

For most of my life, i could pick an argument whenever I wanted.

People had opinions!

Now, for some reason our society has been turned into what was once called a collection of “milk-toasts”. These days, supposed “intelligent” people avoid confrontation and dodge disagreements.

A red face and flying saliva from a distorted mouth is no longer a sign that a person has strong feelings about a subject. Rather it’s looked on as being crude and impolite. And, sad to say, someone will probably mention their mental health.

Where did the need for passionate feelings go? Continue reading I was just Thinking? – Where have the Verbal Combatants gone?

Letterman’s TOP-10 Reasons he votes Democrat

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#10.  I vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I’ve decided to marry my German Shepherd.

#9.  I vote Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon at 15% isn’t.

#8.  I vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

#7.  I vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

#6.  I vote Democrat because I’m way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.  I am also thankful that we have a 911 service that gets police to your home in order to identify your body after a home invasion.

#5.  I vote Democrat because I’m not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and comfy.

#4.  I vote Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we should take away Social Security from those who paid into it.

#3. I vote Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves .  They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrat Party sees fit.

#2.  I vote Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

… And, the #1 reason I vote Democrat is because I think it’s better to pay $billions$ for oil to people who hate us , but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher, or fish here in America.  We don’t care about the beetles, gophers, or fish in those other countries.

Sunday Morning Politics - Who is looking Out for ME?

I was Just Thinkin’ – Here I sit, Retired?

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That’s right, I’m Retired!

And, here I have combined two different articles of mine for efect. The first half I wrote when I turned 65. The second half are my reflections on then, Now and what I am afraid about tomorrow and our future as retirees.

Click on the link below to read the article.

Here I am, RETIRED, Reflections of a Retiree.

by Don Bobbitt,2014

Copyright, DonBobbitt, 2014, All Rights Reserved

Sunday Morning Politics - Who is looking Out for ME?

I’m just Having a Great Day, that’s all!

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I just thought I would let everyone know.

I’m having a good day, today.

You know how it is, some days you get up and you (or your body?) just isn’t in sync with the world.

Something might ache a little more than normal, or your brain is a mili-second out of sync with the physical universe, and you keep tripping over things, or dropping things, or whatever. Continue reading I’m just Having a Great Day, that’s all!

The Old Man and His DOG. An Old Joke

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Someone sent this old story to me a number of years ago. I copied it to a document and hav lost the source.

It is a really great story, so I am sharing it again.

A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead.

 He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead for years. He wondered where the road was leading them. 

After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall along one side of the road. It looked like fine marble… At the top of a long hill, it was broken by a tall arch that glowed in the sunlight.

When he was standing before it he saw a magnificent gate in the arch that looked like mother-of-pearl, and the street that led to the gate looked like pure gold. He and the dog walked toward the gate, and as he got closer, he saw a man at a desk to one side.
When he was close enough, he called out, ‘Excuse me, where are we?’

‘This is Heaven, sir,’ the man answered.. ‘Wow! Would you happen to have some water?’ the man asked.

Of course, sir. Come right in, and I’ll have some ice water brought right up. ‘The man gestured, and the gate began to open.

‘Can my friend,’ gesturing toward his dog, ‘come in, too?’ the traveler asked.

‘I’m sorry, sir, but we don’t accept pets.’

The man thought a moment and then turned back toward the road and continued the way he had been going with his dog.

After another long walk, and at the top of another long hill, he came to a dirt road leading through a farm gate that looked as if it had never been closed. There was no fence.

As he approached the gate, he saw a man inside, leaning against a tree and reading a book.

‘Excuse me!’ he called to the man. ‘Do you have any water?’ 

‘Yeah, sure, there’s a pump over there, come on in.’

‘How about my friend here?’ the traveler gestured to the dog..

‘There should be a bowl by the pump.’

They went through the gate, and sure enough, there was an old-fashioned hand pump with a bowl beside it.

The traveler filled the water bowl and took a long drink himself, then he gave some to the dog.

When they were full, he and the dog walked back toward the man who was standing by the tree.

‘What do you call this place?’ the traveler asked.

‘This is Heaven,’ he answered. 

‘Well, that’s confusing,’ the traveler said. ‘The man down the road said that was Heaven, too.’

‘Oh, you mean the place with the gold street and pearly gates? Nope. That’s hell.’

‘Doesn’t it make you mad for them to use your name like that?’

‘No, we’re just happy that they screen out the folks who would leave their best friends behind.’

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Write on HubPages, make money like a good web parasite

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That’s what i said; be a good web parasite.

I write a lot of my articles on HubPages and I recently had my 5-year anniversary writing on the HP site.

During that time, I have learned a lot of interesting things about writing informational articles that make money. Not a lot of money, but a decent enough money to keep me involved and creating.

Click on the link below to se my latest HubPages article about how to make money sitting on your ‘duff” at hime.

How to make money on HubPages being a web parasite.

by Don Bobbitt, 2014

Copyright Don Bobbitt, 2014, All Rights reserved.

Sunday Morning Politics - Who is looking Out for ME?

Diabetes, The Facts explained simply for everyone.

My Best Cheeseburger! Ever!

OK, as a Diabetic, (Type-2 Diabetic that is) I often get a little frustrated with having to explain why I can’t have that slice of Pecan Pie, or that large piece of Red Velvet Cake covered with several scoops of Ice Cream, etc.

Being a Diabetic, I have to stay on my toes when it comes to my daily food selections, and certain things are not allowed.

Most people just do not understand Diabetes, and I wrote the article below for you, so you can appreciate the disease itself as well as what a Diabetic must do to maintain a healthy body, every day.

So, click on the link below to read my HubPage article if you want to understand Diabetes and how to manage it.

Diabetes, Facts for the Newbie

by Don Bobbitt, 2014

Copyright, DonBobbitt, 2014, All Rights Reserved

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