Well, I’ve finally done it. It took a long time to perfect it. And, I had to suffer a lot as I trained myself. You see, I can now turn my TV ON in the morning and place it on one of the, what they call, News Channels. It really doesn’t matter which one,. They… Read More I now have an important Skill everyone should Learn in today’s world.
It was an accident, or rather it was a mental slip on my part. My wife and I were camping in a nice campground near Disney World. This had nothing to do with our wanting to go to that giant entertainment complex that eats up so much of Orlando. In fact, we are old enough… Read More I drove near Disney World and it was Traffic Hell!
i’m sitting here near Orlando. Outside my motorhome. The time is late, TV sucks, So I think I’ll pour another Chardonnay. Disney’s fireworks are quiet now, My fellow campers have gone inside. Even the damned bugs are too lazy to bite, Tonight. An old song popped into my head And it just won’t go away.… Read More I’m just an Old Rolling Stone!
That’s Right! I’m sitting here in Florida and really that’s where everyone wants to be. Right? But me? I’m a man with the Wanderlust! I need to see new places and meet new people. I need to wake up at night and wonder what that strange sound was. I need to see a sunset over… Read More I Wanna Run Away!
SnowBird – pic by molley via Flikr Snowbirds are a phenomenon that many people don’t really understand until they move here and become a resident, themselves. There are so many people who live further North, even as far north as Canada, and eventually save enough money to spend most of their cold winters in Florida… Read More Hey SnowBirds! We Really Don’t Care!
I was cleaning up some old emails and I found this joke from a friend. It seems so TRUE that made me laugh. You can retire to Phoenix, Arizona where… 1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade. 2. You’ve experienced condensation on your ass from the hot water in… Read More States to Retire and their advantages/disadvantages, JOKE
Why am I Sad? Why am I Mad? Why do I want to ……….. WELL, i’ve had this Cold for 3 damn days! with a nose so Red I could lead Santa’s Sleigh! My lungs are so congested just breathing sounds like gravel rattling in an old tin can. And my joints don’t just… Read More Damn Cold! Kindness and patience are not virtues of a sick man.
Being someone who enjoys a good glass of wine, especially when served with a great meal, I often find myself involved in conversations about wines. Probably the facts that I hear quoted, and argued about, most often are how many Calories are being consumed in a good glass of wine. I do know some basic… Read More How much Sugar and how many Calories are there in your favorite Wine?
Yeah, I watched the great CNN managed (prejudiced?) Republican debate on TV. And, honestly? I loved it. You might wonder why I, an avowed Independent voter my whole life, would spend several hours of his time watching such a circus. By independent, I mean, although I have voted religiously, in every election, I have never… Read More TRUMP? What an Ass! But, right now he’s my favorite Ass!
I don’t know why! I don’t even know what, brings this feeling on! I just know that sometimes, not often, but sometimes, I need a place to run to. OK, just stop there, I don’t really mean to actually get up off of my Ass and break into a run. But metaphorically, what I… Read More Sometimes you just need a place to run to
Is Trump for Real? I just read an article by yet another journalist who asked this question, wondering if this brash, outspoken rich man is a real candidate for our presidency? Well, just the fact that so many newscasters are stymied by his presence on the political stage is a sign that even they are… Read More Is Trump for Real? Folks, he’s a sign of whats wrong with our 2-party system.
Sometimes, just Sometimes, Not all of the time, mind you, but Sometimes, I Wonder! By Don Bobbitt, August, 2015 Copyright, Don Bobbitt, August, 2015, All Rights Reserved. You are free to enjoy and share this article with your friends and others, but if you wish to use it commercially, you must have the authors permission,… Read More The Wonder of it all
OK, Before you read this any further, please accept my apology for my obvious stupidity. I mean, I must be stupid, because at this point in our nation’s history (and my life) there are so many things going on in our political process that I just don’t understand, I get baffled easily. So, here is… Read More Presidential Candidates, How many do we need?
Hey, I was just thinking:. There is far too much censorship in our world these days, and someone sent this to me in an email. At first, I laughed and then I almost deleted it as being “too insensitive”. But then I realized I was thinking this way, not out of concern for the people… Read More Leveling the “Funny” playing field with ethnic/religious jokes
Sometimes, I just have to share something that strikes me as being insanely useless information. By insane, I mean when I see that someone has taken the time to seriously research a thing, spending time and resources just to get to a resolution, I have to wonder what was in their mind. I was reading… Read More Car Color Preferences of Birds, or Is your car a Poop Target”